1.) College-spec Honda Accord that I drove back in the day.

Except people in the burbs own cars.

I drove through 3 years of NYC winters in my MB with UHP tires installed with no issues.

I take it you’ve never watched Billy Madison.

“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

Not going to lie. That’s pretty cool.

I like the instrument cluster. It looks similar to my 2006 W203 C-Class.

Finally. BMW joins the rest of the world and ditches the decades-old orange backlighting.

Still can’t get past the squished front end.

Thanks to this article - I bought one, and can’t WAIT to have it in my car.

Thanks to this article - I bought one, and can’t WAIT to have it in my car.

Is about as off-road capable as a giraffe.

At least in the wilderness, no one can see how ugly it is.

Would you be okay if I asked you to hang a Nazi Swastika in front of your house? Because it’s history, right?

This is an easy fix.

1.) It was a joke, relax.

1.) I love these lists SO much more than the BUY A 996 FOR THE PRICE OF A FULLY LOADED HONDA CIVIC! IMS? WHAT IMS? WHO CARES, BECAUSE CHEAP 911!

Ford said it’s an ideal program for college kids, neighbors, occasional pickup truck users, or city-dwelling friends who only need a car sometimes.

Do we not give a shit about pride of ownership anymore?

Couldn’t understand this for shit.

My mistake.