The last time an aircraft carrier has been used in battle was in World War II.

Yeah, but cosplayers look VASTLY different depending on lighting. The easiest way to make a cosplayer look horrible in a photograph is to take a picture of them at a convention with no light modification.

80 Year-Old Virgin

Picked up the Catit Food Tree for mine. Took her two days to figure it out. She isn’t the brightest but she is adorable.

every year the police put a warning out, i think around chinese new year especially

Someone from a different culture than yours.

I am an engineer.

That wasn’t Cpt. America...that was Walker Texas Ranger. I’m surprised he didn’t do a spinning heel kick when he squared off with the dude.

Mmm, that is some thick sarcasm you’re spreading on that “no shit Sherlock” sandwich.

I live close to where this incident happened, and while there is a fair amount of traffic in the area, options were only going to get worse for the police if they let the driver continue further. The maneuver happened here:

I still don’t know what “Jewish geography” is

I’m with the author - I would have wanted to tell the guy he’d been seen, watch him deny it, then say okay, prove it’s not true, drink it all yourself right now. And yes I realize that’s not the right way to handle it, it’s just what I would have WANTED to do.

You need a subcategory for “number of Scientologists in primary cast.”

Damn straight! Would you wear this? I would not wear this. In fact, I absolutely dare Kanye to wear this - because Cowboy Apocalypse fashion would really be rad. Also, I can't stop staring at his crotch. Dude is all buttoned up, but look at that GAP:0 Hell, real Western dudes didn't even look this good. These are his…