As I said, this was several YEARS ago.

Allegedly steel beach activity can involve a high dive off the carrier deck...

Mil-spec PVC pipes and some plexi-glass, sure. :)

As in Brokeback Mountain, dude.

Once at the airport I overheard someone arguing with TSA and want them to accept her FDA work ID, arguing that it's a Federally issued photo ID. I don't' remember if she got in or not, but this was many many years ago.

Next up, "pictorials with verification" to join /r/RealWow much like /r/RealGirls :D

I rent a two-story place and my phone line / DSL / router is downstairs, but several devices are upstairs. I have a dual-band N-router but it's not getting to all parts of the house, and 2nd story reception is iffy. Powerline adapter seem to have really improved the Roku's streaming (upstairs, of course), so I'm…

Pretty sure you lose far more protein through your piss (condition known as proteinuria) than you do through pus draining.

Basically, they're doing what US TV did back in the 1950's and 1960's. Remember back then they can't even say "pregnant" on TV? "I Love Lucy" had to hint it with, what was it "way with child"? Even the title was "Lucy is Enceinte", which is what? French for pregnant?

You're not a 1. My friend who got birth defect so he has a slanted face and crooked hands and whatnot is a 1 out of 10.

So in a way, shyness is the "negative self-worth" version of narcissism?

But he's just "stroking" the wheel! ;)

Waived online ticketing fees: For some reason movie theaters are one industry that hasn't figured out that charging people a fee just to pay money through the internet is a crappy thing to do. Nonetheless, fees for buying tickets online exist and they're difficult to avoid. If you're a Stubs member, you don't have to…

The guy can't even say "latte" correctly. He called it la-TAY!

Depends on the restaurant... but refusing to serve them is an option.

You can tell him "Sir, you will have to go back to the end of the line and wait, while that loaf cools. It's too hot for me to work with. NEXT!"

And then you realize if you really unfocus your eyes and try to read the word Italian... Or Indian...

My grandpa once walked out of a Chinese restaurant in Texas because he saw not a SINGLE Chinese word on the ENTIRE menu.

Yes there are. They've only ever countered the word "tip".

Only people with too much income and too much free time on their hands would worry about such esoteric matters that's not their job.