Given my family history, I fear outliving my money much more than I do dying prematurely. I’d definitely take the $5,000/mo.

I’d star this twice if I could.

To quote my step-nephew: “You have no kids. That’s your gift.”

I said something similar on Facebook and my mother and a super rich friend both private messaged me “what do you want?” because they were seriously going to get me what I asked for. I, of course, couldn’t think of anything I actually needed.

I think it’s hilarious that people think they deserve a gift because they gave me a meal. If that’s the case, just give me the bill for my chicken, cake, and champagne. I mean, I thought I was invited because you care about me and want me to share in your joy, but if that’s not the case we may as well get it out in…

For the most part I enjoy my Facebook experience, although I’m going to need to unfollow a high school friend soon. I only friend people I actually know, stay out of the comments, unfollow freely, and my family and I are good at keeping our points of contention off of one another’s feed. So I’m mostly just swapping…

Haha, no problem with that here. This morning I yelled at everyone on my Facebook feed to stop with the fake news and “be better, people.”

I do the best I can with diet, exercise, and lifestyle. If not getting 15,000 steps per day or a bad mufa to pufa ratio means I die at 80 instead of 90,* I accept that.

I only just discovered the goat, which amused me greatly.

I get a lot of Facebook friend requests from Indian men. I never accept requests from people I don’t actually know, but thought it was strange that so many were coming from India.

Yay, articles! Thanks.

Thanks. This makes sense.

I figured it was something to do with money. Any idea why it’s older sitcoms that seem to suffer the most? (For all I know, it’s not just sitcoms. I haven’t been trying to watch Seahunt or Dragnet on Netflix and have no idea whether they’re there.)

I’ve enjoyed aromatherapy for home ambience & mood enhancement since long before homesteaders and homeschoolers decided EOs > vaccines & antibiotics. Now I feel like I have to keep the practice to myself.

Check out some of the shit on Pinterest. It’s my own fault for pinning diffuser blends so Pinterest thinks I care, but holy shit. I made a comment around here yesterday about people who think EOs can treat hepatitis; I didn’t make that up.

I love my lighted diffuser because I can pretend the aromatherapy helps me sleep instead of admitting I’m a middle aged woman who needs a nightlight.

Back when I still used to haunt weight loss forums, a vegetarian dieter asked if she should start eating meat because Drew Barrymore did and she lost weight. When I suggested not taking nutritional advice from People magazine, the consensus was I was an asshole.

This is how I feel about essential oils.

I set up a home gym in my basement. It works for me (I actually use it.)

Dude, how did you know Caroline in the City was the one I forgot to list? That’s spooky. I’ll check out CBS All Access.