I’ve never had those. But it’s basically shortbread coated in milk chocolate and the person who invented it should have been given a Nobel prize.

I had the same reaction to Vicodin. I’ve been told that when you’re in pain, it kills the pain but doesn’t get you high; it only gets you high when you’re not in pain.

My top two spelling mistake pet peeves. I honestly can’t read weight loss forums because all the people who want to “loose” weight make me nutty.

That drives me nuts. I don’t know why.

I was given fentanyl in the ER once and totally understand abusing it. It was fucking awesome.

1. Butter Biscuit.

Mmm, circus peanuts.

Swedish Fish and gummi Lifesavers are all the gummi candy I need. Although I wouldn’t kick gummi sharks out of bed.

Diet/exercise are the new religion. Everyone is convinced their way is the only way and other ways are the path to damnation. Non-believers must be saved.

I pick up a distinct flavor with the use of bay. And by “distinct” I mean nasty. I don’t let the stuff in my kitchen.

1. Had you not cheated on Sandra Bullock, I would have never heard of you.

I’m wearing a sweater right now that’s not bell sleeved, but definitely bigger than I usually go. I keep catching the sleeves on everything. How do people do this?

I like flowy on other woman but when I put flowy on me I feel dumb AF. So I wear tailored and just admire flowy from afar.

Yep. If it it’s hot, you’re gonna see my bra straps. Deal.

I pissed my pants laughing when I saw they’re putting zippers on pant cuffs again. That was the shit when I was 11.

Great. I only just now realized that despite being chubby, low-rise pants actually fit my high-waisted torso better than mid-rise. Now we’re going back to high rise?

Sounds like peeptoe boots. Remember those? “Let’s make something in a way that defeats the purpose of having it!”

In my imagination, Geraldine Granger keeps this next to her picture of Sean Bean.

Because everyone goes red-scare-crazy when universal health care is mentioned. WE CAN’T HAVE COMMUNIST HEALTH CARE IN AMERICA. :/

Never tried ‘em, but I’ve seen them done with Fruit Loops.