It’s been a while since I’ve done this and last time this wasn’t an option. Next time I definitely will - I can totally make use of an Amazon gift card.

I had a boyfriend in high school who “straightened out the curves” on our local roads by basically driving half in the oncoming lane. Even at 17 I knew he was a fucking moron, understood exactly why he totaled two cars in one school year, and was actually relieved when we broke up because I wasn’t in danger anymore.

Unfortunately, stupid assholes come in all ages.

I can’t be the only one saying “maybe a dead mother will at least stop Maddie from being such an asshole.” Come on, we all fucking hate Maddie.

Yes! Someone who agrees Murder House was the best season!

I hate the way they change track every two episodes. It started during the first season, too. Rayna and Juliette are doing an arena tour! No they’re not! Rayna and Deacon are doing a tour of small clubs! No, they’re not! Juliette’s gonna record on Rayna’s label! No, she’s not! Wait, yes she is!

I was typing “think Empire but with country music” when I spotted this comment out of the corner of my eye.

I remember when they started charging. I bitched because there was no note on the machine notifying me of the change in policy so they showed me where it was. I don’t remember exactly where it was, but it was someplace no one would ever look before using the machine. Shady mofos all the way.

The cut Coinstar takes is totally worth it to me to not have to roll change.

Take it to a change machine and get some Chinese food.

I say fuck and cunt all the time because my parents let me listen to George Carlin albums when I was young. Ergo, no one at work can get mad at me when I do it there. Not my fault, bros.

And this is one of the reasons why I was hesitant to mention it. My mouth is fine; don’t worry about it.

A few years ago I was drastically paring down my personal grooming product collection. When I read someone who claimed to be a former soldier saying they didn’t use toothpaste while on mission, just the brush, I said “if it’s good enough for the Army, it’s good enough for me” and stopped using the paste. I was using…

For no real reason, the pictures of Bridges and The Rock confirm that I like them.

I’ve never admitted this before and am still hesitant to do it, but I don’t use toothpaste. I brush thoroughly with just a dry brush, followed by mouthwash for breath freshening. A few times a week I’ll use baking soda but question if I even need that. Whenever I see the dentist, they say my teeth are great and to…

My other friend’s daughter took a few classes, stopped, floundered for a while, then joined the service and got trained in IT. (I’m sure she and her mom would both have preferred she got the training somewhere not Afghanistan, but she wasn’t there for long.) There are many paths to fulfillment.

Community college makes doing stuff like this more affordable. I was recently discussing this (four year college versus CC) with a friend vis a vis what she hopes her own daughter will do and comparing our own experiences. My friend feels she probably would have eventually gotten a degree had she gone straight to a…

There’s nothing worse than when a truly bad song gets overplayed. That’s even worse than when a good song gets ruined by overplay.

One of her songs came on the radio the other day and served to remind me how much I’ve always fucking hated her music.

I agree that that the value of CC depends on circumstances. I would have loved a more traditional college experience,* but I’m better off now financially having gone the CC/state U route and my career is exactly where I want it to be. I did it because my mother coerced me into it, but it turned out she was right (in…