When we read Slaughterhouse Five in high school, I had to explain to the other nerds that “Gay 90s” referred to the 1890s and no, Vonnegut wasn’t predicting everyone would turn gay during the 1990s. My source: General Hospital. They had a Gay 90s party on a train once.

I like to make the joke that everything I know I learned from Final Fantasy (or Pokemon), but sometimes it’s true.

Delta vs. YouTube pranksters? #teamnoone

I spent many years on the opposite end of the country from my family and I came to really enjoy my solo holidays - they were very peaceful and relaxing. Then I got a great job offer back on the west coast and now I’m expected to socialize on holidays. It sucks.

Yes. They also voted for a millionaire they think gives a shit about the working class.

Troll rating: pretty damn good.

So what do you give women that suffer debilitating morning (or all day—sorry Ma!) sickness?

This is probably all sound for for non-disordered people. One thing I’ve learned about my eating disorder is that neither my brain nor even my body can be trusted about whether I’m eating enough, too much, or the right foods. E.g., I’m never “satisifed,” regardless of what I ate or how much of it. Hopefully someday,…

I always confuse this guy with the guy from HIMYM.

LOL, I get this on Thanksgiving. People who think I’d rather make small talk with their cousins than Netflix binge at home don’t get me and probably never will. I appreciate the invite but I ain’t taking it.

Of course I can’t find it now, but there’s a meme of Obama in an empty room captioned “Obama with all the guns he’s taken from American citizens.”

From the first linked article: “Holm was sentenced to 20 years, including 10 to serve and the remainder on probation, according to the Fulton DA’s office.”

So Obama can take our guns.

Lives off of government benefits, gets a government-paid attorney, fixates on “government hoaxes.”

Yeah, he got ten years. It’s almost like burying the lede.

And they probably don’t run criminal checks on every admitted student.

People are innocent until proven guilty. However, if our country actually cared about justice, this wouldn’t have been dragged out for three years.

Grandma’s dead, Mom knows why I still rent and thinks I’m right, my aunts and uncles respect my privacy, and anyone who needs a loan knows there are way richer family members to ask than me. That just leaves my cousin trying to sell me her crap MLM shakes that I may just give in and buy because she broke AF and I feel…

I was just getting ready to comment that in my experience, some women are as squeamish about it as men are.

People like to tell me my rental house is “quaint.” I hear “the kitchens and bathrooms need to be redone, the lower level needs recarpeting, and everything needs to be painted but hey, at least it’s cute from the outside!”