Vili’s micro-expressions throughout the interview (well, the parts I saw, anyway) seemed to show he is uncomfortable in his situation, and she certainly seemed to want to paint a very different (happy!! Happyhappyhappy!!!) picture of their marriage than is reality for them as a couple or for him as an individual,…

An old school fatter Karl hologram.

I’d sign that.

Petition for a Karl Lagerfeld hologram to appear in the film just to piss him off.

Out of everything they brought up last night, I found their lack of communication with their daughters to be most disturbing. The girls mentioned having to go online to learn the whole truth about the relationship. Neither parent could bring themselves to have a conversation? Did they think they’d never be curious?…

I don’t think you misunderstood. That’s what I got from it. Shit seemed to have finally gotten real for him. No longer the teenage fantasy, but the grown man reality.

Are you really picking at this person’s wording, which is a memory, from high school? Sorry they didn’t scan and post the actual document so you could nitpick

Fun memory: In high school I proved my classmates, as a whole, were racist. In a family studies presentation, I handed out a survey asking their views on different points related to transracial adoption. Unbeknownst to them, there were actually two versions. One had a question that asked if they would have a problem…

I don’t think Rihanna has ever had a classic album, but she’s definitely had classic singles. Umbrella, We Found Love, Diamonds, Stay, etc.

Yes white people she's a robot. That's the look she was going for.

are pens contraband on planes?

My dad's white and he agrees there's a racial component since, to paraphrase how he put it about four years ago "I'm a single, able adult male flying alone, I should be top of the list for so-called 'random' patdowns. Especially since I fly often, statistically I should probably have had more than one patdown in the…

In my experience (as a black woman) we can indeed hide things in our hair, but a) I should think there are other ways to screen for that, and b) we should not be singled out for extra-invasive hair searches.

I have had them request to search my headwrap. I refused because I'm not taking it off for religious reasons along with the right to not undress publicly. When I said to TSA "Wouldn't a concealed weapon/item appear in the scanner I just walked through?" they refused to answer me and went an got a supervisor whom I…

I am a white lady with extremely thick hair and more than once I have had my hair searched. And when they mess up my hair do, I don't bother to straighten it out during the whole process to accentuate the effects of personal invasion to my fellow travelers. I hate it, but I hate it even more when my handicapped friend…

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Eight hundred, five eight eight, two three hundred, Empiiiiiire. Today!

Now I have that damn musical tagline stuck in my head, and I didn't even WATCH it. :-/

I tried so hard to have a tubal ligation when I was young. I was a single mother of two when I was 21, and even though I had a great job and supportive community, I did not want any more children and had nearly died having my youngest, and was paranoid to the point of celibacy due to having become pregnant twice…