Most of this advice can be helpful if you encounter an unfamiliar pit bull or a Mary Kay saleslady.

She was cute before but the transformation from the surgery is quite incredible. Looks like she had a head transplant.

He should speak the same about flashy jewelry, hair color, chrome rims, gold teeth, fake fingernails (especially ones with studs and rhinestones), purple suits ("stop pretending you're a beloved PBS character loved by children"), unmarried couples, oxygen tanks ("stop pretending you can breath when you can't"),…

I love the re-emergence of blue-eyed soul. I wish Allen Stone got more attention. There's room for everyone in Soul and R&B music.

The author of this study doesn't know what they're missing out on. Just bought a pair of Fendi pumps from Yoox for a steal. Who needs a boyfriend when you have the UPS man showing up everyday.

If they're size 9 you're screwed. I love Tory Burch!

Yep. This describes me to a "T". I'm one Ebay bid away from having my own episode of Hoarders.

I'm sure what you're into so I'll just share with you the places I've been going since I moved to the area. I love the Libertine Bar, Double Wide, Smyth, The Standard Pour, and Cedar Social in Dallas. Dan's Silver Leaf, Oak Street Drafthouse, and Paschall Bar in Denton. Daddy-O's pub in Lewisville.

Renting a cruise ship sounds like something Florida Lottery winners would do. I would more approve of them renting out 3 floors of a La Quinta Inn for the bash before I'd be okay with a cruise ship.

Why aren't "Ebony" or "Yolanda" on their list?

Big girls have the right make an ass out of self just as anyone else. As long as they're an active participant, I don't see any cause for alarm. I remember Chris Farley on SNL as a Chippendale next to Patrick Swayze. Still cracks me up.

I wonder if the contestants who are being harassed can ask to leave? They wouldn't have much of a show if 4 or 5 people just bailed.

I'm still not over Brittney Murphy's death and now this. He seemed like a really good person. I'm so sorry for his family and loved ones loss.

How I feel about the last 24 hours.

Channing can stay. Besides, he had no choice in where he grew up. He left as soon as he could.

Wishing Dexter was for real right now.

I'm a black woman living in Texas. Feeling really embattled. Getting it from all sides today.

I wish we float that state into the ocean. Thanks for giving us Pitbull and Channing Tatum, Florida. You can go away now.

I've been alternating between crying and raging since the verdict was announced. I'm a rational, smart, and very analytical person but there's no time for that shit tonight.

If we allow others to force us to have children we don't want, we'll leave the door open for them to legislate how many children we have, who can and cannot have them, and whatever else they'd like to control.