Ditto to Small Turnip’s reply. Also the word “Cottage” sounds so fancy to non-Canadians. Some families do have lovely cottages, but many are more what you would call a cabin - usually nothing special, often no running water, etc. More like camping.

My father-in-law turned 80 recently. He literally made the decision not to be “nice” anymore now that he is 80. He wasn’t a gem by any means to eat out with before, but now he’s just a f*cking asshole to staff.

That is fantastic!

This sub-title person deserves all the awards and should be the headliner at Glastonbury next year!

Strangely, that actually makes sense to me. It’s like he’s sort of telling the truth, but doesn’t have to fully admit the “married” part of it. I’ve encountered serial liars do the same thing many times - Uh, yeah, I made the cheat-notes, but I wasn’t going to USE them...

Nacho bar! Awesome!

I’m always surprised that Hugh Heffner isn’t dead yet.

I think all conservative Republicans think that 1 hour post sperm and egg shmooshing together, the embryo looks like a conservative old white Republican.

Nah, he totally deserves to have an ass-ultrasound. He is an ass, and he should hear himself, and see what a shit human he is.

I completely get that humans, in general, are asshats and will screw over another group of people to get what they want. I have no faith in large sections of humanity any more - but what puzzles me is that this stuff is WIDELY known, and no one is seemingly questioning it. I know FIFA is is some trouble right now, but…

“Planned Poop Day” is my new favourite holiday!

Wow. The fact that he did ANY of those things shows that he should probably be chemically castrated. If he does that in a public place knowing full well anyone can see him, how often has he/will he rape in private?

Kangaroo Kross-fit.

Thank you - I wanted to correct that person as well, but held back. You were braver than I. Thank you for your service. :)

The guy is the perfect example for the need for retroactive abortions.

Chickens are great. The ones on my grandmother’s farm were so sweet and friendly, and some were very huggable and affectionate.

Good point. I am a teacher, so I know kids with autism who cannot handle certain textures in food. It’s not, “Oh, I don’t like how it tastes”, it is a strong physical and uncontrollable reaction.

I live in Thailand, and "Iced Cappuccino" is just on the menu at SB here. It is "real" in that it exists - is it authentic SB? Who cares. When it is 40 C outside, an iced-anything tastes good!

Oh god.... that is "Sketti", a la Honey Boo Boo clan. Sweet Fancy Moses. I had a friend years ago who seemed smart enough about most things, but not about food and beverages. When she moved to a new city, several people told her not to drink the tap water, as it was polluted with industrial waste. She told me…

Yeah, the guy in the "Egg War" story said "Cook 'em up!" when repeatedly asked how he wanted his eggs.