I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

I’m not the Lord, but thanks for the compliment.

Inb4 “OBIMMER IS NOT A STRONG LEADER”

*takes taxi to airport*

Wait, they bought 1,000 rivets because they had to, and instead of keeping the extras and using them on the next body-damaged truck to come through the door, they charged the insurance company for the entire lot and gave the insurance the rivets? That’s the stupidest accounting system I’ve ever heard of.

Spend $49k in car parts.

MOAB

A truck is a way more useful status symbol than a Mercedes.

You have to get past the mindset of trucks are for work only. These higher trims are really luxury cars and status symbols. Is it ridiculous for a Mercedes to cost that much and have the same luxury features, and I guarantee these sorts of trucks are more comfortable. I think it’s kind of poetic actually. The status…

They seem like a dramatic waste of money, and are always underutilized

His hair looks like an anemoy-, ananamerori-... namenenie- a sea plant or something.

Obligatory:

“Take her out Number One.... drat, spilled my tea, Earl Grey, hot.” FTFY

“Take her out Number One.... drat, spilled my coffee.”

No need. Once you step on the gas pedal, you KNOW it is not a Mazda.

Let me sum this up for everyone. Fuck carbs.

I disagree, when Putin thought Obama was playing checkers, he called 'check'. Everyone in that room knew who had real power and Putin knew it wasn't him. Look at the Ruble.

They're both incredibly intelligent in different ways. Obama spends his time trying to implement policies designed to help the world's population live healthy, more productive, more enjoyable lives, and Putin spends his time trying implement a cult of personality insuring he retains power within an increasingly…

But now it looks like the French landed there.