The Donald said something I’ve believed in for years.

DEAR GOD. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT? HOW COULD WE ALL HAVE MISSED IT?

More like Nico Hunkenberg. Amirite?

I am a Texan and have heard of this terrible affliction called “snow.” While we have only heard of it from stories told by our elders, we assume it’s similar to the event known as “Heat.” Where it is everywhere and attacks without remorse. Know that our thoughts and prayers are with the People of the North, so that…

Wrong. White, because FUTURE.

Be fair, you hate most things in general. It’s your name yo.

So, Apple made a Surface Pro?

I mean, the Hyundai Genesis has similar turn signals and they get by just fine. What’s an extra few square millimeters?

Would rather get the Maxima honestly, it looks nicer inside and out.

What better way to commemorate and honor the victory against Japan than by making a video of invading Japan? How solemn is your jingoism? How respectful is your hypocrisy about imperialism?

Bullshit. The Masturbatory Package is the best package for long distance trips. Especially since it uses these wonderful Alcantara wipes afterwards.

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this, annoyed I wasn’t the one who posted it.

Why? Your generation segregated based on color. People of the LGBT community weren’t allowed to even marry until June of this year.

Probe go fast. *grunts*

Respected by the community? It’s a fucking small truck. There are plenty of others criticizing it. Besides, this is Jalopnik, not the Democratic Primary.

Well hello to you sunshine, who spit in your Pb&J this morning?

Did you know, that everytime you use Google, they collect your information? Obviously, y’all all know. Same with Facebook, Twitter, etcetera. Now we have these little boondoggles that insurance are gonna put in our cars.

But where does privacy begin, in the car? In public? I’m asking because I genuinley want to know,…

I had an 05 Cadillac, felt brand spanking new. I had an 02 F150, again, felt brand new. No, the trucks were crap.

NERDZ RULE! THE JOCKS AIN’T AT THE TOP NO MORE!