This is why the conservative media has been on full-on freak-out mode this week.

Come on, before you criticize Sarah Huckabee, try seeing things from her points of view.

I’ve heard four songs from it on my Spotify preview mix and all four were total crap. Not just pandering, but straight lazy pandering. Guess the much ballyhooed “return to form” of the last couple of albums is over. I’m not surprised at this point, but it’s still disappointing for someone like me who didn’t simply…

Getting lost at sea is literally one of my worst nightmares. That and getting stranded in space.

♫...and I’m proud to be a ‘Murican ♫

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

The real scandal is that somebody investigated Trumps ties to Russia! And we’re possibly paid to do so!

Lou Dobbs daubs lube for Trump interview.

Just a quick note - Lou Dobbs has no brain matter to leak out of his ears or anywhere else. His skull is filled with bile.

Next year when it’s time to buy a new car, I’ll be looking at those GMC Mt. McKinleys. They’re great for hauling kids around.

This may be petty, but her dumbass dad is King Dipshit so I give it a pass.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

Please, honor him by his full title: Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza

Bill O’Reilly goes in, sexual harassment suit comes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

I’m also turned off a bit by those plotlines, and surprised that they’re even going there in 2017. For one, the idea of middle-aged, married, obese Jeff being able to land these hot chicks who are DTF with no qualms is so unrealistic that it takes me out of the episode. I also find myself feeling “bad” for Susie’s…

You can’t just expect to walk in here

For Trump and this entire administration until the rest of time:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?