Make me.

“What’s the deal with my daaad? Where is heee? Whyyy does he rooot for the Mettts?”

“Why? Why did you even bring me here?”

They had to make sure the Jesuit schools went first. It’s a Jesuit thing. They’re like the priestly equivalent of “FIRST!!!” commenters.

They really Nationaled their way out of the postseason this year.

If the fan was a guy, this video is over in 15 seconds.

“For God so loved the world that He...”

Christopher Walken > The Walking Dead > Walk the Line > Walk the Moon > Jesus Walks > A Walk to Remember > The Walk > A Walk in the Woods > Walking with Dinosaurs > walking in traffic > Walk like an Egyptian > A Walk Amongst the Tombstones > Donald Trump

Rex Ryan is probably already on the phone with him.

If Aaron Rodgers ran for president right now, he’d probably lose horribly.

Whatever it is, it won’t last long. Probably just going through an Emu phase.

It’s aboot time someone told their story.

Two guys hold a nearly life-sized cardboard Francis above the crowd, either completely oblivious or executing one of the best-conceived trolls I’ve ever seen.