Bah, those cities are overrated. I'd like to see you try to make a Philly Taco with a slice of deep dish pizza.

"Suck it, New York and Chicago!"
-Philadelphia

It's not as bad as when they changed the label for Troeganator. Now that was a travesty.

Tried it last week. Like all other Ommegang beers, it is tasty.

Mom put me in charge of bringing the beer for the party tomorrow. It's only for about 6 of the people there (myself included). It'll likely consist of a 6-pack of Yard's Brawler and then maybe a 12 pack of some variety pack (likely, also Yard's). I'd usually just go Yeungling (it's been the standard at holiday parties…

I didn't know what a bellini (other than a recurring Kids in the Hall skit) was until last week's Brooklyn Nine-Nine and now all I want to do is drink all of the bellinis.

I'm thankful for a lot of things, but mainly for family. It's something I consider to be a pretty broad term. There's obviously the family that we're each born into, the one you share a biological connection with. Not all of us see eye-to-eye on some things (especially this year), but we all have respect for each…

I would be all for a movie that portrays both polyamory and BDSM in positive, healthy ways. They're both so stigmatized that a film that portrays them realistically would do wonders for the normalization of both/either.

I'd be really surprised if it hadn't been pitched at this point, to be honest.

I believe you're forgetting about a little show called M.A.N.T.I.S.!!!! …I'll see myself out.

Didn't Titanfall 2 already do the "time travel" gimmick this year? They're so close together it's tough to tell who is ripping who off.

Turkey, when cooked right, is awesome. But that's beside the point. Thanksgiving dinner is all about the sides. I swear that I could live off of mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, sweet potatoes, dinner rolls, and corn until I died. It probably wouldn't be a terribly long life, but…

They'll sing a whaling tune.

I clicked on that hoping it would be Bullet. Thanks for not disappointing!

So same old story but with a new dickish villain, then?

I've officially given up on this show. I haven't watched any of this season, and I've got no intention of catching up. I might be a little curious about plot developments, but not enough to sit through an episode. There's nothing that this show is trying to do that I won't see done better on another show on Sunday…

Those puzzles were how I learned that there were FAQs online for just about any video game. I'm sure going back as an adult I'd still have trouble with some of them.

Anyone 'member Alundra for the PS1? I played that before I got a chance to play Lttp (didn't have an SNES as a kid, but picked it up for GBA when it was released. I still dig it out every now and then for a replay), so that was my first introduction to this kind of game other than the original Zelda, which is a…

Upvoted for a true statement, but mostly for the avatar. RFTC is still one of the greatest albums I've ever heard.

Ha! You guys accidentally put an Onion article up here. Wait… this is real? Wow.