Once you get past the first five episodes or so it starts getting pretty great. Getting to that point, though, is not easy.

Yeah, until two of the best studios team up to publish Naughty RockStar Dog's Red Dead Redast of Us.

Bully 2: Bully 2 For You

Man, if you've got dog poop in your gutters then you've got bigger problems than having dog poop in your gutters.

Those gutter cleaning robots are awesome. Got one for my dad years ago and he swore by it until my mom made him stop climbing/doing anything remotely physical (which I kind of agree with. Dude's not getting any younger or less arthritic). Now I swing by a couple of times a year to take care of their gutters, and I…

Rats. I was kind of hoping it would be coming out next week.

For the record, I wholeheartedly endorse The Mod Cabin's Tobacco & Leather scent. The ladies don't seem to be complaining about it either.

I thought the same thing until I started using it. I mean, not this brand specifically, but the stuff I use is pretty crucial. Keeps it from getting dried out and scraggly looking and it's good for the skin undrneath. Isn't really necessary until it gets to a certain length, but it's definitely not something I regret…

It seems like there were a couple of years there where Supernatural kept making backdoor pilots that were just met with indifferent shrugs. Not the same indifferent shrugs that the show is genuinely met with now, either.

We've got awful art already. Brillo boxes belong under my sink, not in a museum.

Everyone knows that if you want to stop Hitler from going into politics all you have to do is make sure he's a successful artist.

My default mode at social gatherings is to sip bourbon and remain mostly quiet. I think we'd get along just fine.

Edgar Wrong?

Years ago, a friend of mine bought a copy of a romance paperback written by Fabio. This prompted a competition between a few of us to write a romance novel (later changed to a novella because, hey, we're busy) that was better than Fabio's, an admittedly low bar. None of us actually finished them, but I had the…

This movie just keeps on giving.

I've got this buddy who I met at the bar we frequent. We're both busy guys, so we probably don't hang out as much as we should outside of the place, but when we're both there we tend to get hammered and talk about nerdy shit and goof off al night. He's the only person I know in the real world who watched and loved all…

Get that trash out of my Fritos.

That dance number in Jabba's throne room from the Return of The Jedi re-release.

Henry Rollins skyped it in last season.

"So if you got's the whip, you better get on
'Cause if I pull up on, it won't be for Grey Poupon"
-DMX