If this lawsuit winds up being successful I can finally sue The Big Bang Theory for pilfering my lifestyle of being an unfunny nerd for source material.

That's impossible. I'd never go to a 7-11 over a Wawa.

Aww, man. Me from three years ago is really upset about this.

Those are acceptable options. As long as you're not putting Swiss or, God forbid, gruyere on it.

This is the first bit of casting I can get behind (except for maybe Jason Momoa) in the DCCU. Too bad the movies are just generally bad, but hey they cast the right guy this time.

I was getting ready to argue with you, but that's a pretty solid list. Though I might swap out Pressure Drop (on a technicality because it's a cover) and add in Stay Free.

Sweet Christmas in September!

I think they've done a pretty good job of showing that no one in either the main or supporting cast has their shit together. Vernon is a man-child. Becca is… well I mean, where should I start? Paul is self-obsessed. Dorothy seems like the only one who is making an attempt to better herself, but there's plenty of time…

Honestly, if you have health insurance then you should see a doctor. My insurance at the time wasn't great, so I read online it might be caused by being overweight and figured I'd give exercise a try. It should also be noted that I was smoking well over a pack a day back then, so cutting back on that couldn't have…

There's no way to answer that without an explosion and you know it!

Grounded For Life. Went back and watched it on Netflix not that long ago. Held up pretty well.

I swear to God if the pilot doesn't involve the young employee using social media to save the failing donut shop then I know nothing about TV.

I'm sick of hearing about Brangelina. Tell me what Ol' Scootypoots is up to!

That's how it's spelled? I thought it was French! I've been pronouncing it like "en fleek" for months! No wonder all those kids at the mall were laughing at me!

Scoot McNairy? Now that's a fun name!

My birthdays is October 29, so I'm always looking forward to all the fun costume parties people throw for me and for no other reason than that. Seriously though, between all of the trees changing colors and the weather cooling down a bit Autumn has always been my favorite season. Perfect time of year to have a couple…

Spent pretty much all non-social time over the holiday weekend binge-watching Seinfeld with my roommate (it's on the list of shows that neither of us will complain about watching no matter how many times we've seen it) with a little bit more of The Last of Us thrown in for good measure. Will probably finish season 4…

Fell off the wagon as far as the cigarettes go for a couple of weeks there, but as of yesterday I'm back on. Back to Day 2 for me!

When I first started working out, it was in the hope that it would cure a litany of health problems that a decade and a half of laziness were causing. I started having sleep apnea attacks and had been experiencing chronic back pain for most of my 20's. I'm not saying that exercise is some kind of panacea, but when I…

Nothing wrong with them either. Well, I mean there's plenty wrong with them, but not the kind of stuff that bothers you if you're already in a McDonalds anyway.