I like the rhyming name, but Choco taco's got that too. And once you're done with the best part of the Nutty Buddy you're just left with a vanilla ice cream cone.

Well, if you can't trust the President who can you trust? Seriously though, Ian Hunter did it originally.

No one ever wrote a song about how Columbus rocks.

I've been catching up on Person of Interest this last month or so. I think I prefer it as a work of fiction.

They're fine choices, but they've both got the critical flaw of not being a Choco Taco against them, though.

Readers.

Ahhh, Columbus. Ohio's Harrisburg.

Anyone who doesn't think that Choco Tacos are the pinnacle of pre-packaged ice cream treats is wrong. Simplae as that.

Given the amount of violence I was going to go with Edge of Tomorrow, but either will do.

Started to play through The Last of Us again last weekend, and a busy work week left me not playing it as much as I would have liked (which is "constantly", by the way). Just got to Pittsburgh so I've got some pretty awesome moments coming my way, which is saying something for a game that's pretty much nothing but…

I never thought I'd side with Fox news on… well, anything. And yet here we are.

Hard Candy! …I don't get how puns work…

A friend of mine recently made the criticism that Statham is "only good at punching things on film". I can't wait to show him this video and put THAT argument to bed.

Kickpuncher!

It's not a perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it's filled with little scenes like this and some weird characters that make me want to give it another try.

That guy should pay me for the time I wasted watching Ballers. And then make a sequel to The Rundown. In that order.

I didn't say I wasn't in class.

"I don't need a fancy degree that gives me a couple letters in front of my name to give me a sense of satisfaction, Morty. Y-y-y-y-you're reallllly (burp) impressed by that Eye of Aggamoto, huh? I've got a portal gun, Morty. Magic is for short bus kids' birthday parties. It's hacky, Morty. Focus on (burp) science."…

"What did I do? I drank them all, of course."

Bah! He doesn't even breathe fire!