Perfume/cologne: Using an artificial scent is largely a matter of personal preference. For some it can be attractive, others can use too much and make it off putting. If you want to try experimenting with perfumes and colognes, start by learning how much is too much.

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

k that makes sense.... but seriously, these kids these days... half the fun of smoking a joint is to find the roach the next morning and have an excuse to wake-n-bake.

Also, I'd just like to say that I am so very happy that I lived long enough to see the day where I can, if I so desire, just pop down to the legal weed dispensary for some weed, and the internet cleaning lady will teach me how to roll it into a clean, tidy, filtered joint. When I was 15 (or even when I was 30. Or…

Not rude, let's say cultural. In my experience, we roll bigger joints as our green is cheaper than yours, and it's more enjoyable to chill on a joint then two toke pass. Back in high school, when money, and in turn green, was more tight and we were rolling smaller joints, we'd often smoke it "American" a term that…

In Colorado we all have our own joints. Fuck sharing

And after you've rolled your joint, you can spend the other 8 hours left in the day getting high.

You Canadians are just oatright rude uhboat the prohcess of smoking weed then. If this happens to me when I'm on holiday in Canada, I'm going to phone the authorities or send someone to hospital.

Rolling a joint is enjoyable and satisfying, but more than that, it grants you the honor of being firs up to bat. In Canada, we don't abide by the toke, toke, pass mentality, and people just sit on joints. So being first gives you a significant leg up in your mission to get your mind right.

This is clearly the best thread on this article.

Milk is usually in icing, so why do they say "milk icing?" It just sounds gross. And since the "icing" is on the inside, isn't it "filling?"

And, let's be honest, more executives SHOULD.

PHRASING!

Is "to blart" the appropriate word for "to expel blood from the anus while simultaneously expelling flatus"? I feel it should be.

These could definitely be served in Patagonia.

I was initially grossed out by these sugar balls.

They'll likely kill you in the morning.

Also, the mighty Cocksicle.

Again, it could be worse. These knock-off Kit-Kats, for example:

Clearly, the Dread Pirate Crunch is taking no prisoners.