Likely?

"He has a very particular set of skills. If you troll his daughter he will look you up. He will dox you. And he WILL ruin your reputation on Google. This march, Curt Schilling is TAKEN ABACK"

Well, no. According to hagiographers, the bloody sock was his ascendance from human to legend. Also, he is an evolution denier...

You have to be a low-life piece of shit to lose high ground to Curt Schilling.

"Curt Schilling is dishing out payback? Awesom - oh."

@primetime227 and @Nagels_Bagels.... What a bunch of neanderthals, right Curt?

If your twitter activity unfolds in such a manner that I find myself backing Curt Shilling on absolutely anything, then you're fucking doing it wrong.

I still hate him. I just also hate those dickheads he got in trouble.

Wow there is almost NOTHING Curt Schilling could say or do to make me un-hate him, yet here we are...

This is clearly the best thread on this article.

Milk is usually in icing, so why do they say "milk icing?" It just sounds gross. And since the "icing" is on the inside, isn't it "filling?"

And, let's be honest, more executives SHOULD.

PHRASING!

Is "to blart" the appropriate word for "to expel blood from the anus while simultaneously expelling flatus"? I feel it should be.

These could definitely be served in Patagonia.

I was initially grossed out by these sugar balls.

They'll likely kill you in the morning.

Also, the mighty Cocksicle.

Again, it could be worse. These knock-off Kit-Kats, for example:

Clearly, the Dread Pirate Crunch is taking no prisoners.