Holy shit Kingston looks like a little Gwen!

I still don't understand why everyone in Waterworld was so dirty. JUST JUMP IN FOR A SECOND.

In the bay area and even when its hot, its dry heat. and if I need to cool down I just go to san francisco! I'm a total weather snob.

I feel like my style says something about me. And that thing is: I'm not ashamed to steal office supplies.

That must be super fun for people with any hand-eye coordination at all, but my hair skill is pretty much limited to "straighten the front, gather it together, and put a rubber band around it".

I love pretending to be a mermaid in the pool with my long hair! BUT I can only do it briefly because when I actually try to swim my hair gets stuck in my armpits and gets pulled and it makes me sad :(

You are not the only one. How could people not love it?

I'm that weird person who loves having long hair in the summer - I like washing my hair and letting it air dry on my back, it feels so great when it's hot out! (I also like swimming with my hair down so I can pretend I'm the Little Mermaid and swish around oooookay.)

I am very excited to learn I am not the only one who loved GCB.

The Baba Yaga is called "The Editor" as long as you make sure you use at least one red pen to hold part of your hair back. (I have two I'm using to hold my hair up in a bun. The heat index has us at 102ºF/39ºC, and it's supposed to get worse.)

How long is your hair? This (that's the short hair one, this is the long hair one) is my fave humid hotness look, plus this fancier version. I like them because my hair is very fine. This one is great for thicker hair!

Ya know, last summer was so hot that it actually made me go back to wearing my naturally curly hair in curls rather than wasting time straightening it. It would just frizz again anyway! That ended 7 years of straightening treatments and flat irons.

Re: beauty ideals....I have a dress I call my 'fuck off fuck you it's hot' dress. It's really loose, and made of a linen/cotton blend that breathes well but is thick enough that I don't have to wear a bra. It also makes me look 20-30 lbs heavier than I am but you know what? Fuck off, fuck you, it's hot that's what!…

Dude, this is my EXACT hair routine. Exactly. Ok, I tend to alternate between messy bun and fishtail braid. But so close. I have wavy, fine-textured hair and a lot of it that tends to be frizzy and dry, so it actually looks better if I only wash it a couple times a week. But I'm always pushing it that extra day…

Here's what I do. Slap some volumizer and vegan coconut mousse shit in my hair, blow dry upside down in the comfort of my air conditioned bedroom. Twist, pin and barrette my hair into submission so it is all pleasantly back from my face in what my mom likes to call "sad librarian" hair (Thanks, MOM!). Spray it make…

My entire body is in a state of: "IT IS FAR TOO HOT FOR YOUR FASCIST BEAUTY IDEALS".

I became a gross sweat monster 2 minutes after leaving my house. Ugh.

Well, we tend to get your trends a few years down the line. This looks pretty awesome though, way better than cupcakes. I love doughnuts and croissants. Can't wait.

The only reason I would stand in a line that long (or half that long, really) is to pick up a new kidney for my son. Even then, if the battery on my iPod died, he'd be on his own.

Aren't all pastries non-gendered? I mean unless you are making tiny fondant genitalia for your pastries ... (please don't make tiny fondant genitalia for your food.)