Ugh. Don’t get me started on Lauer. For years, I never understood why he was famous and made so much money. At least, Al Roker is charming. And one can argue that Lauer was actively bad at his job (that townhall, the Anne Hathway interview, his punchable face).

Right?!?!?!!?! Matt Lauer, piece of shit that he is, is confidently announcing he’ll be back on TV. What? Are there no milquetoast white guys available that aren’t sexual predators? He’s got no talent other than reading off a teleprompter and asking fawning questions of celebrities, I’m sure I could (and most other…

I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

There are no good photos of her.

It’s good that you realize that this is probably something you shouldn’t bring up with your wife. One thing you can tell yourself though is that the noises your baby makes while they eat are definitely less disruptive than the baby crying in the middle of the church because they’re hungry. 

And that little girl who grew up to be famous because her father helped OJ get away with murder turned out to be a moron. Now you know...the rest of the story.

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Your treatment has made me so angry. I’m so sorry this happened to you. You deserve justice, and I know you’ll ace the bar.

And what about the pre and post natal care and follow-up care after she gave birth.... oh right, you’re in America where the “pro-life” lobby is actively fighting expanding the health care to pregnant/ post partum women, or helping prevent unplanned or high-risk pregnancies with education and access to long-term birth…

I won’t hold my breath for the father of this child to be questioned on HIS whereabouts and why he wasn’t being responsible in the raising of his own child. 

Yes. Nothing says ‘let’s sit down and really weigh the pros and cons’ like meth addiction.

How was anything in this article misogynistic? 

Let me be really really blunt about this: right wing evangelicals (and white supremacists, but that’s an overlapping venn diagram) will be the last people in the country standing with Trump, and he will kiss up to these motherfuckers until his dying breath because ALL he cares about is getting his metaphorical dick…

That’s what really gets me. Most of them don’t really care about abortion being “baby killing.” If they truly did, they’d support universal free birth control. A pilot program in Colorado that offered free IUDs led to a HUGE decrease in the abortion rate. Everybody wins - and it’s more economical in the long run.

The rules of Gilead care about the environment?

I think the correct response is with thoughts and prayers

We also need to relearn the arts of herbal abortion and menstrual extraction that older feminists would share with each other.

1. That pharmacist is an asshole. 2. He’s not a doctor, he has no business deciding what medications people take or don’t take. 3. Why become a pharmacist if you have objections to certain prescriptions? If I claimed I wouldn’t do some part of my job because I didn’t feel like it, my boss would rightly tell me to stop…