Ugh...“stick it in” “a hole out there”. Even if you’re validly humblebrag congratulating yourself for practicing safe sex, you are annoying for using this language. Women aren’t holes to stick your dick in, just as much as you are not desperate enough to fuck that it puts your health in danger. Glad you “have a…

No it’s really not ‘powerful’. It’s fucking boring as hell and really is a super-transparent bid for attention couched in a lame ‘but I’m vulnerable’, sentiment. I don’t care that it exists in the world and I’m not offended by it, but jesus christ it’s not ‘powerful’. It’s just more meaningless ephemera added to the…

SORRY BUT NICKI MINAJ IS HIP HOP’S BIGGEST FEMINIST. Just because Fetty is being ‘pretty courageous’ by not being a total shit-bag with his lyrics doesn’t mean he is the most feminist rapper in the game. IT IS SO CLEARLY NICKI.

But when you oogle dudes they come hit on you. Hell sometimes even if you make eye contact on the subway it’s an invitation. What is the solution? Dark sunglasses and headphones?

I must say it seems like you have more than an average personality, your objectivity about yourself is very uncommon and an interestingly pragmatic way to look at things. Most people can’t be so honest with themselves. Because of that, you sound attractive to me.

Oh no :( how could your Dad let them say something like that about you, let alone when you were 12? Sorry. INTERNET HUGS.

Oh my god I’m so sorry, that is horrible. But I’m laughing a bitter laugh for your mom’s evil creativity, that’s a pretty good insult I must say, including your date in the burn. But fuck that, I hope she didn’t make a habit of it. :(

My Dad looked at one of my ID photos and told me ‘you’ve never had a symmetrical face, but it really looks like you got punched in the face in this picture’.

Shane from the L word hair. Like it was pasted on.

Um, go home Roanoke. Who would even waste their time plotting to terrorize such a shit-hole in the first place? David A. Bowers is already doing a great job of it. Fuck, why would innocent refugees who are fleeing war in their homeland as a necessary means of survival even want to go to Roanoke? After coming all that…

Nooooo. No. Nonononon Noo. LORD JESUS IN HEAVEN ABOVE I’VE SINNED HARD ALL MY LIFE BUT HELP ME NOW

Thanks for explaining that to me, that simple fact about my relationship with my ‘partner’ of 6 years, who you have never met. I couldn’t possibly know better than you, me being the one fucking LIVING in the situation. And it IS wrong of me to be mad and I SHOULD be happy to be expected to manage the fucking basic…

We are, as a society, seemingly finally passed the ‘get me the butter.’ stage, now firmly entrenched in ‘where’s the butter?’, hopefully soon we will be entering ‘let’s eat butter!’

Get a pink baby T from the late 90’s that says BITCH in huge glitter letters and do not take it off, ever. When you feel your resolve crumble, look down at BITCH emblazoned across your tits and feel a liberating wave of I CHOOSE TO NOT GIVE A SHIT wash over you.

BUT asking is the problem! Why should she HAVE to ask in the first place? He should recognize that the fucking kitchen needs cleaning too! I mean if me and my boyfriend could look at each other and simultaneously say ‘huh, the kitchen needs cleaning.’ and then both resume eating cereal, THAT WOULD BE FINE. It’s not…

You are so right about kids sensing unfairness. If they were pigs, unfairness is their truffle. They root that shit out once it’s explained to them. Maybe there is hope.

The worst part is, when you get mad about shit like that, the constant asking-where-shit-is, they just don’t get why asking where the rubber bands are is such an annoyance. It’s like, I’m pissed that you expect ME to waste my brain storage space with menial info like that so you can coast through life without the…

No. :( For me it’s been almost 6 years and I have almost the exact same experience, junk drawer and everything. It’s really insane.

THANK-YOU. Recognizing the issue and asking IS part of the work. If all a woman had to do was ask, everything would be fine. Why should it even be up to the woman to ask, the man should be expected to recognize the need.

WARNING: mute the video unless you want to develop an eye twitch from a lady saying ‘puppy puppy puppy puppy puppppppy puppy pupppy puppypuppypuppy’ in a high pitched baby voice for 5 minutes. Seriously she doesn’t stop the whole time and it does not get less annoying.