Like something a little tween girl might write to try and be cool.

This review makes less sense than the movie.

The Smart car is such shameful excess. So big. So bloated. So very emblematic of society’s insatiable desire for more than they need. Why would you need any more car than a classic Fiat 500?

I was super excited they let us bring the MX-5 Super20 to the party. It doesn’t come up from the basement too often these days in the midst of the ND era. We don’t have pictures of it there, but I saw it getting a bath at work when it was returned.

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

I respect and value the opinions of women.

Had a ‘64 Monza convert years ago, loved it.

Manual? Check.

Some deals are too good to pass up, which is probably why GM isn’t offering that one, hah. I hear you on those Camaro deals - I kept my eyes peeled on the local Chevy dealer to see what cars got tagged, but they were all automatics :(.

Can we blame Toyota for that? They sell the iA, which is just a Mazda2 sedan. That’d be great if Mazda instead sold it to Chrysler and let Ralph Gilles and his design team work it over instead of having that awful Scion/Toyota front end.

That’s the only way to properly change a gear. Oh, and you have to make that face too or it doesn’t count.

People may think you are driving a Malibu, but you will know better.

It’s a Jeep Thing I don’t understand.

They brag when the engine lasts, they brag when it blows up. Jeep guys, ya know?

Relatable? Bullshit.

Why not?

I’ve met several attractive women while playing video games on an airplane. None of them were interested in me, but I met them.

FTFY!

“Hurry up Bill! Third honk will be from 10,000ft!”