I believe the man got his gentleman sausage stuck in the charging port and the woman, presumed to be his partner, is attempting to free him, sparing the embarrassing call to 911.

It is reverting back to being a Previa....


...without the mid-engine or the supercharger. :(

I have to wonder if Toyota’s design language isn’t about function over form but is truly about seeing just how silly they can make a car look and still get people to line up and buy it.

You’re doing it wrong.

I’m confused by the continued love for this terrible, terrible car. The purchase price is on-par with the superior Ford Fiesta and Fiat 500, and yet I keep seeing the Mirage appearing on Jalopnik. The only element I’ll give it points for is weight, barely touching 2000lbs. Jalopnik isn’t getting kick-backs from…

I’m sure it sounds even better without all of that awful dubstep roaring over it? Or is that what the little pipe from the intake into the cabin is for?

Geoff.

No, no, no, no, NO!

No, no, no, no, NO!