I find it hard to get on board with most of Beyonce’s fashion choices. I loved the yellow dress from Hold Up, but most things range from meh to hideously tacky. Destiny’s Child fashion was egregious.

It’s because your eyes are dilated from the dimmer than normal sunlight, thus letting more light in. Like how staring at your computer monitor is painful after a trip to the optometrist.

By far the most important thing to know about Hogg is that he named his daughter “Ima.” I’m serious.

Yeah, the blame falls entirely on Heather Bresch, Mylan CEO, and daughter of Senator Joe Manchin!

Hey!That’s Bobby’s schtick. Give him time:)

I do think it’s the reportable aspect of it. If the tip is in cash, when you go to report your tipped income on your tax form, you can put whatever. Apparently the IRS assumes a certain amount of tipped income with certain professions anyway. And while I do try to be respectful of tipping in cash, if tipping isn’t…

Yeah, so basically any place if you tip on the card, it has to be reported as income. If people have to pool their tips it’s even worse - cause it all gets counted up at the end of shift and then people get a cut of that. A LOT of people in the service industry prefer a cash tip.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

I see this as more a comfort sort of thing- don’t want to wear a bra, don’t want the girls hanging out...

A bra is the very last thing I put on before leaving my house (well, the bra and then the shirt) and it’s always the first thing I take off when I walk in to the house.

“...damn it, we really don’t have anything on this guy? john, go gitcher meth pipe out the squad car. we’re planting some evidence today.”

Leave the pit or seed or whatever it’s called in the bowl.

This!! Why is this such a happy little article? I get that most people think animals are accessories and don’t give a shit, but at least pretend you have a shred of empathy here. People are terrible.

In a sick way, I hope something truly terrible has gone down with Trump and Putin. I want every Republican to own this nightmare now and forever, and supporting a president who was found to have sold out our democracy and play the puppet to a foreign adversary may be the one thing that could end the GOP for good.…

There’s a TV channel here that only runs during the month of December, and all it shows are those American made-for-telly Christmas films, 24/7.

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Next thing we need is sunscreen dispensers!

Recently went out to eat at a restaurant I haven’t been to in 3 or 4 years, and noticed that they started putting cute little buckets with pads and tampons in each of the stalls. I will come back A THOUSAND TIMES for that. It’s such a small, simple thing, but it’s a gesture that recognizes my fundamental humanity and…

This is profoundly unfair, because the female staffers are clearly just as incompetent as the male staffers.

Because it will just turn out that the attack somehow originated from the notification server on Trump’s twitter account which is actually running on Hilary’s email server that’s set up in the Russian embassy in Qatar and is maintained by the North Koreans.