THAT is a life truly lived. 💚

If Trump has a habit of wandering off at 2 am, make sure all the doors are unlocked and he’s put to bed in full black PJs including a balaclava.

He has always been the high school senior dating the freshman because they were still naive enough to think he has deep thoughts while even high school senior girls saw through his bullshit. I guess he is moving on to middle school girls now.

Oh no! Best wishes for you and your sweetie, those tummy troubles can get serious fast. Hoping everything has cleared up for you guys!

Normally, I would agree, but I don’t think it’s applicable in this case.

~memories~

This isn’t unusual at all. Before I make any new serious decisions, I always go over the list of my old dead starred Gawker comments.

The word was used in reference to Mulder and Scully - that may have been the first time.

Mulder and Scully are the prime example.

Yes, like how everyone shipped Ross and Rachel and Mulder and Scully. Two characters you really want to get together.

Today, I was quietly eating lunch alone in a cafe, pondering how I got to be in such a job where every coworker I meet gets progressively dumber and more incompetent than the last.

So “shippers” are people who create fantasy relationships in their heads for already non-existent people (TV characters)? Back in my day, we just called that kind of thing “crazy.” I don’t think this actress should pay one damn bit of attention to these lunatics.

It’s really funny that you accuse me of being disingenuous, here, because that’s what I’m pointing out about his assertion. It is both disingenuous and patronizing to effectively say “Look, ladies, your problem is that you’re not framing your argument in terms of christian morality.”

The difference between cognitive and emotional empathies, if you want the clinical terms!

As a former teacher, I can pretty much guarantee his elementary school book reports went kind of like this: “This was a great book. I really liked it. Lots of really interesting things happened in it. It also had good characters. I really liked the parts with the descriptions, and the language the author used.”

Am really hoping that these numbers are inflated by sample self-selection bias :/

missed it by *that much

Sorry about that, Chief.

It is obvious, he does like what he sees. I mean, he was so caring, he showed up to the meeting with the Irish PM yesterday with a white shirt, green tie, and orange skin. That, right there, is diplomacy!

... What?