Ward is still a term used to refer to a section of the hospital.

Damn, talk about baby kaliedoscope.

“Actual dead person complains about dead people voting”

What an odd compliment.

did you get a high five?

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

This shit for real raised my heart rate just watching it happen. Too many flashbacks to creepy men hovering and invading my personal space.

“It’s not lewd, it’s sexual assault.”

I’d guess that cats are similar to dogs when it comes to teeth, and if so, my vet told me that brushing has almost nothing to do with whether or not a pet has good teeth and needs them professionally cleaned. He said that it can help us humans feel better, but really it has little effect. Either your pet has good…

Check the vet bill. Did they charge you for a cat scan?

#MakeJezebelGreatAgain

Gawd, I am so glad I am out of college. Facebook was in it’s infancy then and wasn’t about sharing drunken photos or photos in general, but we still managed to drink a shit ton. Scary amounts thinking back on it. It’s hard to imagine that I could have been influenced to drink any more than I already was. …

My boyfriend, Edgar Ramirez, gave a speech on feminism at the United Nations last week. He is super woke and super bae. I humbly submit his candidacy to this list.

K.I.T.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice story etc. Good luck etc with that future etc trip to Cuba etc.

Actually, it reads like a standard court order in an abuse and neglect case that the parties had no choice but to obey.

Fewer URLs to remember. This is why I always date women with certain letters in their initials. Easier on the towel racks in the bathroom.

I think I’d like Arianna in person, but on the show she seems like she’s takes herself a bit too seriously at times. At the same time I think she is the only one I could sit down with and have an intelligent conversation about politics with.

And yet he’ll still go on to call Hillary TEH MOST CORRAPT EVARRRRR!!!

I watched an intern at my office do that to one of our high ups. Guess no one told the intern that the boss was a massive sports fan. It was painfully obvious the kid had no idea what he was talking about.