My new thing at work is to make sure I take at least one bathroom break if not two. Way too many times I was getting home and realizing I hadn’t peed for 13 hours.

I think it is so bullshit. So at the hospitals now we are all required to actually clock out for lunch because the government realized hospitals were automatically subtracting 3o mins for lunch that most people weren’t taking. People have to now clock out and yet a large percentage still stay at the station and eat…

Yeah, in hospitals we hardly ever get our full breaks, if at all.

Yeah, I’ll leave the patient bleeding in the chair while I go eat leftovers from last night.

I personally think it’s in her head, based only upon seeing the show.

I go for my eyelashes, so I actually feel a little accomplished when I go for my eyebrows instead. It’s not picking, it’s grooming! is what I tell myself.

It’s a good time to consider what life is like for doctors in Texas. This is an interview with a Texan doctor that performs abortions. I'm a big fan! http://www.texasobserver.org/bhavik-kumar-i…

Somebody’s gotta do it...

When I was 16 my big sister was in car accident that left her comatose (she eventually died 7 years later). “Running Up that Hill” got me through that dark time. I remember sitting in my closet and sobbing to that song. Kate Bush you kept me alive and got me to just focus on getting through each day.

There's only one way to rectify this: 500 Days of Kate Bush!

I said maybe you guys will just be in New York and we’ll do a phone call or something and they were like, ‘Let us think about it,’ and it just wasn’t for them so…”

Yes, your opinion is much more important because you are a mother. Please go on.

Who’s ass is that??? I’m confused by the bodily positioning here. I want to say it’s hers....but...it doesn’t seem like a person could bend their back that way?

You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

The correct way to write it is “wat”, no question mark. A period is acceptable.

OMG he’s so cute. I love it when they lean in and are all oh yeah keep doing that for like a month pls... Mine has a spot just under his collar and he will lean through about 90 degrees as I scratch it, to the point where I am the only thing keeping him from falling over. Never fails to make me want to kiss his head.

She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

Good to know, thanks! I have a hard time with jeans as an apple shaped plus size lady. So far the only ones I’ve found with decent fit and comfort are Forever 21 stretch skinnies, but the quality is somewhat lacking and they aren’t quite as generous in the rise as I would like. These look perfect in the rise, not too…

Eesh... high school graduation. My friend Rose gets a major burn which peels-dramatically. The whole ceremony there are huge wafts of her loose skin blowing around the place. Gross.