Should have left out the article.

I feel like punching Bannon in the face wouldn’t be that satisfying.

I’ve never felt forced. No waiters/waitresses or bartenders, etc have every asked specifically for that. The only time that it has been suggested is with someone I have known a long time - like my hair dresser.

My hair cutter just moved to a place that is franchised and he told me this! I had no idea. I tipped double on the card to make up (cut was cheaper anyway).

Carole and Adam broke up?!?!

Yeah. Land owners sure don’t mind when it is renting their land for oil extraction.

“...resisted arrest, obstructed government operations, possessed drug paraphernalia...”

I like mine better.

I once misjudged how long a walk was and ended up stopping about halfway, in a rich neighborhood, and called an Uber. In the 5 minutes I was sitting on the curb BY THE MAIN THOROUGHFARE a cop came by. I’m a small lily white woman.

Jesus Christ... Tweeting about it October through April?

Of course many people are sent to prison who need mental help instead. However, as a psych ER intake/assessment counselor, I can tell you that the police bring (mostly teenagers throwing tantrums) for psych assessments APOWW so they don’t have to go book the kids in juvie. 99% of the time, the kids need to just go get…

Idiot kids who are too young to remember it will be going to see it on 9/11 like they would Halloween on 10/31. SO KITSCH!

Not sick.

I can’t even with the light-hearted tone here...

Anyone watch Hallmark 25 days of Christmas?

And also correcting is for the greys!

“That was a case that, as DeRogatis points out, just focused on the videotape and not the dozens of civil lawsuits that claimed Kelly was regularly abusing his position of fame.“

Thank you for this.

If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at an ATM.

Just imagine the hilarity of him being Bond....