Not sick.

I can’t even with the light-hearted tone here...

Anyone watch Hallmark 25 days of Christmas?

And also correcting is for the greys!

“That was a case that, as DeRogatis points out, just focused on the videotape and not the dozens of civil lawsuits that claimed Kelly was regularly abusing his position of fame.“

Thank you for this.

If men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at an ATM.

Just imagine the hilarity of him being Bond....

Lolololololol

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA

My favorite bar has tampons and pads, and lotion and hairspray, in the bathroom. It always made me very happy - but I was never able to put it the way you did. It recognizes my humanity. I like that. Thanks!

And if I a girl, Jane.

I kinda like the countries that have an approved list of names. Anything outside needs special approval. Then you don’t get kids named Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation, or Eva Braun.

Did someone say BOOOONNNEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

So, I saw this reply last night but I have never seen the simpsons (not ok with parents- then big growing up with it I just think I never bothered) so I didn’t respond. My husband put it on just before bed last night and that lawyer was in it. And I was like AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can’t even tell those dudes apart. Same forehead, nose, smirk, and chin. Not to mention the glasses. 

I didn’t want to lol. But I did

LINCOLN CHAFEE! Why doesn’t anyone #FeelTheChafe

I don’t usually complain about this stuff - but between the typos, run-on sentences, and this... so distracting from a serious story.

RHOA?