MY CREEPY UNCLE IS SOME SORT OF PASTOR AT THIS CHURCH AND ... well ... The Barndemonium episode - that barn was my grandma’s barn, which she signed over (with her house next to it) to my weird and nauseating Christian cult aunt and uncle. The barn was going to be like a missionary commune, it was never going to be a…

Eating a toasted poptart with melted butter spread on top.

🎼she used to call me on my dickphone🎹

This is 100% correct - at least in Dallas were I work in psych admissions. If you are brought by police then handcuffs will be involved. If I take a crisis call I will always explain that to the person so agitation will be less if the police or EMS are called. Also, so if they are capable/safe enough to get themselves…

I’ve always said I would support gender segregated train cars. Public transportation is such a scary place to be a woman.

Well, an hour, unless they say something like “THEY ARE CHASING ME BECAUSE THEY WANT TO STEAL MY VAGINA AND I HAVE MINERAL RIGHTS TO MY LABIA!”

The favorite fake news I ever saw someone share... “The flu-shot got this 14-year old virgin pregnant!”

I mean - I really don’t get it... have y’all ever been around the Big Bend area? The terrain is a wall in and of itself. Plus, they already use an “invisible wall” of like posting checks 60 miles in, because you can make it 60 miles across the border without dying or being picked up.

I lived there. I think they work. I was just commenting that they have shorter work hours and it’d be a shame to plan a walk out at the time you leave already... for selfish reasons.

I really have no idea. I don’t talk to the crazy cult people. But I plan on gathering information Thanksgiving. :)

I agree. I wasn’t commenting on work product. I was joking about it would suck to stage a walk out at the time you leave anyway.

Man, I hope the plan isn’t just to go back to work the next day. Most French workers stop at 4:34 already.

RESPECT!

How about a $2,200/night vacation rental barn is Lacy Lakeview, Texas?! FUN, RIGHT?

Here’s a fun Fixer Upper scandal for you:

There is something called Sleep Hygiene that (ethical) doctors recommend first for sleep issues. Essentially it is practicing a set of habits and rituals every night so as to train the body to get sleepy. Ex: at 8 pm take the dogs out, then shower, then read for 15 minutes, then get in bed, etc. It’s whatever routine…

Exactly! Lighten up people! He was just playing a friendly game of ‘Marry, Fuck, Kill’!

Exactly. At 18 I was still doing a nice cursive legible Iwona Burgunda. At 22 it was more of a Iwooaabggaaaa. At 30, I’m just all:

I mean... the way he said it was totally creepy and not well worded... but I did get what he was trying to say... Mt Everest took pity on him like the older hot girl letting the younger dork touch her boob for 1 second and that is the best second of that dorks life riding around the neighborhood.

Poor Lincoln. Back off guys... his dad just died! And it was his first day in senate!