RESPECT!

How about a $2,200/night vacation rental barn is Lacy Lakeview, Texas?! FUN, RIGHT?

Here’s a fun Fixer Upper scandal for you:

There is something called Sleep Hygiene that (ethical) doctors recommend first for sleep issues. Essentially it is practicing a set of habits and rituals every night so as to train the body to get sleepy. Ex: at 8 pm take the dogs out, then shower, then read for 15 minutes, then get in bed, etc. It’s whatever routine…

Exactly! Lighten up people! He was just playing a friendly game of ‘Marry, Fuck, Kill’!

Exactly. At 18 I was still doing a nice cursive legible Iwona Burgunda. At 22 it was more of a Iwooaabggaaaa. At 30, I’m just all:

I mean... the way he said it was totally creepy and not well worded... but I did get what he was trying to say... Mt Everest took pity on him like the older hot girl letting the younger dork touch her boob for 1 second and that is the best second of that dorks life riding around the neighborhood.

Poor Lincoln. Back off guys... his dad just died! And it was his first day in senate!

Similarly not really gross, but my OB was doing a scrape sample thingy way up me (I’m drunk and cannot remember the clinical name) and she was digging and digging and clamping and it hurt like hell and she was like, “I’m sorry! You just have the tiniest, cutest little cervical canal! It’s hard to reach where I want to…

I miss Chafee! He seems like a good boy! I still havn’t broke the news to my dog, Oliver, that he isn’t in fact president.

The sluggish pacing and deep breathing reminds me of an evil alt universe Lurch.

Hahaha! Adorable!

Pictures with alcohol as part of the content have significantly increased the amount of drinks considered “normal drinking.” Pretty alarming.

So, you mean they should have just gotten someone in recovery to model the pictures? This women could be, for all we know.

Yup. His clown shit affected 4 Dallas schools today and a Denton one...

Very very very sad.

My husband is so not a sports person. He jokes about starting conversation with people by saying, “so, how ‘bout local sport team?”

I always find myself with mental fog, disconnected from the world and super sluggish in September and October. It’s like being in limbo, waiting for that first energizing chill in the air that is advertised as being just around the corner but just... never... comes... Summer is exhausting.

I don’t think anyone here is arguing that nurturing touch isn’t healthy and biological necessary for development, and I don’t think that is the essence of the argument I am making about allowing a toddler and older decide if they want to embrace/kiss a family member or not. We are to soothe, touch, massage, play…

YES! Well said! Part of my job is teaching parenting and recovery classes to CPS mandated women. If there is one thing I hear the most is role reversal. “Who is support for you?” “My daughter (6 yo). I tell her everything.”