Look at that inquisitive face!

Not quite so simple considering spousal privilege

Needs more finger wagging.

There is legit money on the table from my grandfather if one of us grandkiddos will name a daughter after his mother, Verna Bernadette. VERNA BERNADETTE. I can dig it. And it comes with a cash prize? (I love nursing home names, too... I named my new dog Georgette)

Quality is spot on. Good thick (but not bulky) material that doesn’t stretch. Multiple wears possible without a wash. Hits perfect on the hips like you said. And I’d say true to size!

YES! High school tanning story time!

I have a pair of them that I ended up buying from Gwinnie Bee. They're great!

I feel like I just watched porn.

I mean... Cuz... Who wouldn't star this reply? ;)

Spain. Ferdinand and Isabella were the first. Who wouldn't eat paella was how they found secret Jews and Muslims.

Oh dear. Where are my smelling salts?

Hence, Nihilist Arby’s (my fave)

Or some pun related to Princess Bride. HIS FAVE MOVIE EVAH!

Miss that butt!

Should we make bacon-wrapped pork loin the national dish and require it’s consumption in the refugee process in order to find secret muslims?

b-b-b—b-buuuuttt.... whyyyyy?

Right?! I was just coming down to ask, what is the purpose of using a lowercase i when using all caps? I’ve seen more than one person do it.

I hate to do this... It was a Bronco

Right. But this week was much colder. The point was that the school could not afford to heat the school. I think there is like a mandatory minimum temperature in the classes, which they couldn’t satisfy due to extreme poverty. I don’t think anyone would think cancelling 5 straight days of school is “worth it.”

It was abnormally cold for North Texas, a week or so well below freezing. However, while most winter it is mild (high in 50s), yearly we usually get a massive ice storm, and it gets downright frigid. Though, two days later it will be 80. Heh.