I’ve never seen Alzheimer’s last as long post-diagnosis as America!

Fucking Mrs. Wilson. Jesus, why can't we just do the egg drop off roof project like everyone else?

Somehow still better than school being cancelled for a week due to extreme cold and being a poor district unable to afford heating. (Fun fact: I grew up in the town King of the Hill is based on.)

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Agreed! Like this happened to me yesterday, and I said, “I think this is psychosomatic... But is that even a thing?” Comforting to know it is!

Oh god. I bought all the Ava and viv. Family is getting off brand $1 pack of fave candy for Christmas now.

OT kinda, but skipping family holidays, which I’m going on year two of thIs monumental choice, is the best self-care, great great thing I’ve ever done. PLUS ALL THE WASHING MACHINES IN THE COMPLEX ARE FREE ON CHRISTMAS!

#JustGirlyThings

WHY DO THE HOMELAND WRITERS KEEP TRYING TO KILL QUINN IN THE MOST TORTUROUS WAY?

Once a friend and I asked ourselves, “does Bjork smoke?” So we both attempted some crazy shit she does with her voice at the same time. We both immediately began hacking up a lung. Conclusion: Bjork doesn’t smoke.

Gunn to replace Rehm!

*swoon*

Thanks for this.

Poodle in a half-shell... POODLE POWER!

So... I’ve been dicked around so hard the past year professionally. The first “adult job” I got after getting my LMSW, an agency around for 47 years, shut down after 6 months of me being there. Then my next job, a freestanding inpatient psych hospital, around for over 100, shut down after me being there 5 months. 2…

Ahhhh!!! I’m so excited for you (me)!!! There is a specific passage in obsessed with, and have never been able to talk to anyone about. I NEED CONSTANT UPDATES!

Not sure if this, or my grandma with dementia insisting on me singing Deep In The Heart Of Texas 10 times in a row is worse.

Ha! My brother was adopted at age 15, I was 19. For some reason he decided that “being a brother” necessarily included taking the stinkiest, rankest shit, then dragging me into the bathroom and locking me in....

I think it was actually Taken 5