So this little girl is OBSESSED with any sort of white trash on the ground when walking at night. She has to check it out. No matter what. So my fiance and I now have a running gag where we narrate a TV show, Georgette, Ghost Hunter, when we are walking her.

The Voodoo Museum is kinda hilarious. The guy who runs it was telling me, very seriously, about how he is “the keeper of the books.”

We got the Grinder right there!

Most nights I can’t even stop to pee, and its 5 hours later until I’m like OMG FUGGIT GOTTA GO NOW!

Here in Dallas its about $30 for mani, $40 for pedi. I couldn’t believe this number.

Welllll.... Fuck you!

OH, DANG! IMMA HEAD ON BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS NOW!

Agree.

HOW TO GET YOUR GUY IN THE MOOD!

Pretty horrible to call Rosemary Kennedy “bland”.... considering she didn’t have much choice in that lobotomy that left her mute?

Prey.

ARRRGGGG

Yes! We NEED her in the senate. With the way the legislative branch keeps blocking/derailing/trying to shut down, why don’t people realize it’s fucking important to have those like Warren there? We just want to leave it to all the goons?

My HS job was waitressing at IHOP. I can say 100%, the post-church, Sunday afternoon crows were the WORST.

Perf. Simply perf.

I might need you to impart of me some of those 7 options!

I feel this way about egg nog. Why do I have to wait for the holiday season to roll around to get my beloved egg nog? Everyday should be an egg nog day.

One time I wrote a check for a purchase there (yes I am that old, I once used checks), and I wrote it out to “American Evil” (by accident, my hand just did its own thing).

Exactly on the obligation part. It is a “for life” decision.

Welp. Do you feel better?