Welp. Do you feel better?

Solidarity!

So, Ariana Grande?

My first though was... why the hell does he want James Holmes hair?

I could only think of Arlo Gibbons. Then I thought about Raylan’s voice and got turned on.

Probably related to the same fucked up cultural beliefs as Soutern Baptism...

It’s a little camel-toe-y, no?

I mean... Huh?

I talk fluent ‘Baby-It’sAPuppy-Who’sAGoodDoggie-YouAre-YouAre-YesYouAre!’

So not one of them referred to human rights conditions in speaking about ISIS, Syria, or North Korea...

“It’s important to so many people.”

Yeah... It’s really common in minority neighborhoods. I live in a largely Hispanic neighborhood in Dallas near the Medical District and stray dogs, cats, and chickens are the norm.

Yeah... They're just so red!

Kylie, what is your advice on boob stretch marks? (Or anyone's... At 29 I find them distressing...)

Oh... I totally look weird smiling... But that's cuz I got chipmunk teeth and cheeks, and am socially awkward.... :/

Because, more often than not, developmental expectations create insecure kids, mean mommy blogs, and a whole slew of social issues like higher rates of child abuse. - I apologize for initially being sensitive and not very cordial. But my first job out of graduate school in social work was parenting classes for CPS…

‘goodthingifcaughtchurchbansdivorce’

“Early reading was associated with early educational success, but was also associated with worse long-term outcomes including less overall educational attainment, worse teenage and adult adjustment, and increased alcohol use.”

Yeah... This is anecdotal. I am the last of three, so basically my mom was exhausted when it was my turn and was like “I’m totally not going to stress about making sure my kid knows the alphabet before starting kindergarten because that’s what kindergarten is for.” Now...? I’m about done with my PhD. And seriously...…