Someone make this happen...

Thank you, Laura. Honestly. Thank you for reminding me that I DO deserve puppies! All the puppies! I DON'T USE THE WORD DESERVE VERY MUCH. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO PUPPIES, BEST APPLICABLE WORD.

• They cannot run for public office for 12 months after their last scene is shot.

Was going to say essentially the same thing... except my brother is grown... and he is still doing this to me...

THIS is one of my biggest pet peeves.... I am 27, I am single, when people find out they say "aww don't worry, you're still young!" MOTHER FUCKERS, I KNOW I AM STILL YOUNG, ALSO IT DOES NOT MATTER IF I WAS OR WASN'T BECAUSE I AM CHOOSING TO BE SINGLE, SO FUCK OFF. Thnx.

wait....no... Copper got cancelled? NOOOOOOOOO- who am I going to oogle at now?

Southern Baptists, I tell you!

Gah! My Grandma has never had a lick of alcohol in her life and she is SCANDALIZED by smokers. (I still love her- but sometimes I wish we had a drunk in the family... so I am not alone (misery love company and all)).

It better be enough that pays for the entirety of tuition AND some.

WHEN THE DOGGIE SLIDES HIS PAW OVER TO TOUCH THE OTHER

Perfect!

Natch!

It seemed like he was trying to ham up the beauty and the geek thing... like purposfully dancing without much rhythm? Or at least thats what I want to think because... he should stay!

I don't understand why Cher would even be asked to perform at the Russian Olympics... does she have Russian roots? Do they not know about her gay following? I DUN GEDDIT.

God- it's true, isn't it? I walked into the mall the other day and it sure smelled like teen spirit.

OH EM GEE

You are right about Miss Congeniality... it's perfect.

I once introduced myself to someone (3 or 4 years out of HS at a bar) and they said "yeah, I know... we went to HS together... we were in this class, this class and this class together." Oh. Woops.

I am always so surprised to see that people pay attention to eye brows... it is the last thing I notice on someone. WHY Y'ALL SO OBSESSED WITH EYE BROWS?!

I kiss my dog on the lips all the time... is it really that weird/gross?