MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!

RECEIPT: CVS

I LOVE this segment. I hear it every morning as I am walking to school. I cannot remember the 6 words, but one in particular really hit me. A man who was biracial, and how he cried when the last census allowed him to check more than one box. He explained how he had always felt in the past as if he had to chose one…

I yam what I yam.

Yes-it is only Americans who have unhealthy obsessions with celebrities. It is an outlier. A phenomenon taking place only within the bounds of 45*N - 25*N and 120*W - 35*N.

Hey Abigail... Imma let you finish but...

I have never thought about Steve Carrell as being good looking until he pulled out this new look... the scruff and glasses ... GOOD LOOKING!

Have you watched the HBO show Family Tree with him? I totally forgot about it until now... I know what I will be doing tonight!

Whoa- thats the first time I have ever been attracted to Steve Carrell. The 5 0'clocl and glasses are working for him. He almost looks a little Christoph Watlzy

Man- I wasn't surprised when the story first came out and I saw headlines about her racist comments but I have to say I am becoming a little more shocked with each new detail that comes out... condoning porn in work place? paying with beer? etc etc? I dunno- I just was NOT expecting that. And... it kind of makes me…

Did you see the interview with Texas Monthly where his only argument to no sex-ed is "abstinence works" and he knows this because he has done it before.

SRSLY I AM SO TIRED OF HIS FACE!

I just remember Elijah Wood was in a movie playing a kid named North! (Movie named the same thing).

I don't hate cats either, but I do hate the feel of their tongues! SO SCRATCHY!

to piss you off

I have never even heard of Nori! Thats sooooo cute!

You can hyphenate your child's name whenever you want to. You could give the child a completely different last name even. Your choice as a mother/father.

I don't mind the name at all! I will say, though, I will be super sad if they don't hyphenate the last names. ARE THEY GOING TO HYPHENATE?!

This is one of those "huh?" moments. Who the fuck comes up with that? The Onion?