Ha! Who knows! But I can't even imagine what's in my file considering run ins with the law and mental health hospitalizations... ha!

Stupid Baptist doesn't drink! Lol.

Well I know he works as a defense engineer, and I know a few other things (but veerrryyyy little... I still try to pry things out of him... damn he is good in his steadfastness!) but I wouldn't want to say much more here because HE WOULD KILL ME! He doesn't even want me to tell my friends he has a high clearance. (I'm…

Wait- this whole thread is pointing out something to me I have not yet thought about... like... at 27 am I supposed to be thinking about "age appropriate" clothes? Cuz... I don't.

OH MAN! I live in Texas, too... my mom voted democrat for the first time with Obama and last gubernatorial race. Lots of interesting conversations to hear between ma and pa (staunch conservative).

Yup- I also check the consistency/color of my dogs poop every time. It's called parenting! =)

My father has super high top security clearance with the DoD- like the red phone kind. It creeps me out to know that there is an exhaustive file on me somewhere cuz you know... vetting. Like whenever I move, my dad is required to provide them with my new address (no joke). Pretty sure my dad isn't a whistle-blower...…

At least you're safe from the vampires!

Shit... insert "no no no no" cat gif here.

And as we discussed earlier. we also have NO IDEA HOW TO NOT GET CRUMBS IN OUR BRAS!

Word.

OMG ERIN! When I lived in Wicker Park circa 2008 I once had a scare that involved me going to the CVS there and buying: pregnancy test, condoms, chocolate, wine and cigarettes. I am pretty sure that whoever was checking me out was smart enough to know this all meant HOLY FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD AN ABORTION! I got some…

Thanks for the clarification!

I knew there was something fishy about me not knowing about these... ;)

Haha- I was going to say essentially the same thing. This kid killed it better than most adults I have heard... AND he got the lyrics right (which is so commonly fucked up).

(And also one of the commenters seems to be of Mexican-American heritage...) Color me confused.

Yeah- and I bet these guys never eat mexican food either. WHAT THE FUCK- WHY THE HELL YOU GOT CHIPS N QUESO AT THIS SUPER BOWL PARTY, THIS IS AMERICA Y'ALL! WHERE IS THE GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE?

Low cut shirts? Loose shirts? Who knows- but apparently I am not alone in this! =)

Ah! Thanks for clarifying!

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