Show emotion! Have fun! Baseball is supposed to be fun, not just a spreadsheet running in real time. I’m with Bryce.

Hey, great arguments! Very convincing.

So what you’re saying is “there are literally no words that could have tumbled out of his face-hole-parts in response to this loaded question that would have been possible for my brain to comprehend as anything less than Bad News For Bernie.” What’s next, should we ask him when he stopped beating his wife?

It was a response to people claiming that he was running an openly sexist campaign, not an unbidden brag. Nobody’s looking for cookies.