Cats are fungible. Just get a new one.

Cops and guns: the two favorite targets of Gawker commenter’s impotent rage.

In five years I plan on being 34,000,000,000 kilometers from here.

Well we do have Obamacare. But no one can actually use it because it’s too expensive and the deductibles are too high.

Here’s how my fragile mind read this:

If you order on GrubHub don’t bother entering enough information for the delivery driver to find you. Also order things that aren’t on the menu and use the special instructions box to try and get a free upgrade:

You don’t have to believe in god to be in a bible study group.

I’ll bet you’re the life of your bible study group.

99% of internet comments are crap.

I see that your mind is stuck on the same track.

Three people are killed by a drunk driver and you’re ranting about guns? What a one track mind.

Unless of course you are riding a crap shoddly [sic] done non-commercial out of regulations elevator... then yes, you should be worried as hell.

He does have the same whiny face.

If you think it’s a minor traffic infraction when it puts his girlfriend’s life at risk: Fuck You.

Wow that was stupid. Now he’s got a dent in his door.

You’re a legend in your own mind.

Your capacity to miss the point displays amazing hubris.

The big ones.

Your comment is exactly what this article is addressing.

Mice are edible too. No thanks.