“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

I was out one night with some buddies when a couple of girls walk in the bar. My friend decides he wants to pursue on of the ladies and I agreed to wingman with the other one. Neither one was bad looking and they agreed to let us buy them shots. They chose Tequila, I’ll tell you right now, Tequila does not settle well…

The empty bottles made dinner for Khloé while singing a song

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She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

This is where Donald Trump came from.

Actually, we are all the losers for paying attention to this.

Omg. It’s a brilliant move on his part. It’s so smart.

he just needs to messily eat something covered in ketchup

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

I love the Seahawks bashing. It just means our long-shitty team is finally relevant.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

kramen, gurl

What about Kristin Cavallari!!!! Asking for a friend.

Watching this last night I couldn’t WAIT for this article because the level of racist insanity the mean girls got to was really something new. What was with them all saying she thinks she’s “queen bee”?? I found that particularly odd because withdrawing from a group of people who are attacking you isn’t what a queen…

Then he will read off the statistics of gun homicides and knife homicides and everyone will laugh at anyone stupid enough to make the comparison.

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

Ohhhhh, Tony and his meat....