Yeah, we’re a bit larger. Spread over 3,800,000 square miles!

Unfortunately, this sort of context is always lacking from these articles.

rate of nearly 1,300 metric tons per day

This is happening all the time, all over the world, with leaks going for like half a century or more in some cases...

For those wanting to see this in action

I’m sure the university student working at the theater reported your walk out directly to Universal pictures, which they took to heart despite the record breaking grosses.

Public service announcement: never mix vinegar and bleach (which is hinted at in #4), because combining the two creates toxic chlorine gas.

That’s why they research in the first place.

If everyone had been given skates or skateboards (any similar device really) - the same would’ve happened.
If everyone had been given ‘drones’ (quadcopters) then we’d be seeing eye and face injuries instead.

Do not attempt to have fun. Simply sit in a chair and view YouTube videos of others living life.

My 7 year old veered down a hill on her Christmas bike, crashing into a tree just before going down a bigger hill that ends in a concrete ditch. Helmet did its job. Wrist guards would do the same with these toys in most cases. Dress for the crash, people.

Yep, nobody will ever give them candy. You have this whole thing figured out.

Yea, isn’t this basically a choice between a nap and a sugar rush?

Give me a choice between valium and a candybar, and I’d pick the valium too.

Yogurt culture is pretty robust. To justify your paranoia you’d need to inoculate some pathogen that likes to eat milk and reproduces faster than Lactobacillus under those conditions. What are the chances? You’ll probably get more dangerous stuff from breathing with your mouth open. I mean, we’ve had fermented milk…

WAT.

Because tonality of the wood doesn’t transfer to the pickup.

Listen man, if this is a story about cats and toys I expect to see cats playing with toys. That’s what the internet is for.

Never actually shows that it works on a cat?

@Compooter_Guy: no, they don't. You don't "need" a damned thing from Microsoft, but you want something you're unwilling to pay for. If you want to pretend you're something other than an thief, then you're not only a criminal but in fact an idiot.