Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

I’m sure that, at some point, I’ll tire of hearing about this, but not yet. Not even close. Pass the popcorn!

I mean you can believe in civil rights and still have problems in your personal life.

He who wouldn’t guzzle $30k/month of wine among you, cast the first cork.

Any diet advice that says THIS IS BAD NEVER EAT/DRINK IT is bullshit. Except, maybe, don’t eat radioactive waste. That shit really is bad for you.

Eh. I’m one of those people that doesn’t think sugar is bad anyhow. I drink fresh veg/fruit juice every morning before my workout and it gives me a heck of a lot more energy with than without. I’m okay with sugar.

I have done questionable things for much less!!

I would absolutely promote suspicious bullshit for $250k, esp if I got to delete it later. But no one is asking me :P

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Netflix regulars probably aren’t going to bother with torrenting it anyway.

“You need to do something else now that in no way involves planning extravagant island festivals.”

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Also, can this event be the end of “influencers” finally? Is everybody on board with understanding they these people are dumdums now?

If you had $4k to drop on a music festival headed by blink-182, how do you not have the cash to have a good time in the Bahamas? Just fucking walk over to that Sandals.

I actually really love my job, believe it or not—the world is not populated solely by free-spirited, loving, happy Creatives and evil, money-grubbing, miserable Corporates, believe it or not.

Or just honest. You never felt even a twinge of jealousy watching someone do something you kinda wished you could do, knowing they'd face no karma for it, while you probably would? I had a friend who could drink and party all day, and still wake up the next day with her fabulous job and wonderful, supportive friends.…

Hopefully not being snarky here, but: why is it so awful to be jealous? If she's not actively sabotaging or verbally abusing her friend, why is it terrible that she has this negative emotion towards someone who has something she sometimes wants, but doesn't think in the long term would be beneficial? If kept to…

I relate to Marnie because I often do the responsible thing, and it is (embarrassingly, immaturely) really fucking frustrating and embittering sometimes. Yes, I am a 26 year old lawyer. Yes, I am still jealous that my friend is working for minor ducats as a photographer for a high-end cruise line, because she is…