So in reality a few months?

So I'm going to be chatting with some Microsoft guys next Friday and I'll get to ask them some questions. Anyone have anything they would like to ask? (please keep it serious)

Harry Potter is a bathroom story.

How about this hypothetical:

Well me neither but let's just count every murder done in his name. (also natural disasters because a lot of people blame God for those)

As in, God comes after Mao in the list.

All I need is to look back to how I was four years ago on the internet.

There is this game that I've played once where nobody can think about polar bears and when someone thought of them, they had to say bear. When you said that, I thought about that game.

And especially for the Android one, it's just way too different to even be mistaken for Comic Sans.

So it's agreed, God follows Mao.

Single file people, single file!

Thank you for spelling Colombia correctly.

If we can set smells to trigger with a specific caller in the future, can I set elderberries when my dad calls?

Would be good reason to have your phone in your back pocket.

I broke in but just got this weird bubbly liquid that's sticky and nauseates me as I approach it.

Like saying Kiss - More - Door

I would like some H2O too.

People always think the worst when they see fishy silhouettes.

Well, on my iPad it says that it doesn't support jailbroken devices but it works all the same.

iPhone vs Android or Mac vs Windows