Let's compromise and say that it's Windows Chrome.

The last one makes me thing of Google.

Shooting condoms at bulges isn't a little over the top?

I like Trebuchet.

I don't like the ring that Compulsive Disorder Obsesive has.

Really well done, I would love to have this on my iPad.

You should be able to install iTunes on it and it runs Windows like any normal computer, I would suppose so.

What choice did I have? I had to go in with my mother and sister.

It is IE 7, justifiable.

No, you can still breathe when you're inside.

You are welcome.

Looks like a face.

Ummm

That explains my embarrassing moments with riddles.

I have no trouble with those, it's lay and lie that always get me. (Also the occasional who and whom)

Science: Finding new ways to entertain ourselves with water without actually going into the water.

Filo: Spanish Noun: Edge of a blade

Here we go.

I can see a meme coming up, it would be a little like this:

Except that they are not patenting shapes, they are patenting designs. They don't want other wedge-shaped laptops which is perfectly fine, they designed that laptop and they don't want any other company stealing the design. The only reason why this is going to mess up a lot of ultrabooks is because a lot of ultrabooks…