Pretty nice although it lacks a bit of stabilization.

Even this font is facepalming.

Wha? Could you repeat that? SPEAK UP!

That comment goes perfectly with the CaH icon you have.

But I just learned something :D

Finchit. Obviously.

Obviously a Galaxy Note that was blown up in an image editor, not very well blown up either. This looks positively hideous.

Totally fake, there is no toaster, it will have a microwave oven. Geeze, where did you get that rumor from? I want to smack that guy silly.

Dan Turpin was Jewish? I learned something.

Which is what they alwaaays do.

My parents don't because "it's rude to let someone know how much a gift costs".

Vanilla ice cream is yummy though.

Indeed, how we did not see this before, I'll never know.

I can't really blame the cold either, I'm from Colombia.

I guess our parents were cold between September and November.

Unless of course, I am already planning on buying a laptop and now I can't because I have this "new" laptop given to me one month before being rendered obsolete but since I have this "new" laptop, I can't just buy another one.

So it was a bad idea to be born in July?

I believe you do not understand the meaning of "wireless".

I want a magnetic Powermat that I can attach to my wall so that I can just stick my phone to the wall to charge it.

Oh please, it is simple to poison someone, all you have to do is pour **** in **** while the victim ** ******** *** *** ****** ***** **** pineapples and **** ***** *** ***** just like a rabbit.