Ok, maybe not that one.

I am perfectly fine with signatures denoting what you used to send a message.

I do want this so bad, even just for a desk toy.

When I was in first grade, I was a bully. In third grade, I was getting bullied.

There is this website that I have to go to for school but it never loads on my home computer unless I clear my cookies for it first, apparently it enters a redirect loop because of the sheer amount of cookies or something like that.

Just because you have plans doesn't mean I can't eat my freaking taco.

Data in an invoice being sent via email.

Apparently, feeling offended is a good enough reason to overuse the poor caps lock and shift keys. Think of the caps and shifts, they suffer.

Are you saying that buffaloes don't deserve education!?

I'd pay extra to whack the baby's parents on the heads and the annoying people with my own bags.

So no more sticky pistons?

He also said that the stars were in the wrong position in Titanic.

Sorry, you don't remember right. I want a Mac but I am stuck using Windows. Makes me sad, makes me really sad.

It would be great if this let me convert .avi to .mp4

This is.

I did and you lose.

Practice and learn your own style, if you suck with a style than it is because of one of two things:

I wonder when I will ever have to defend myself from pillows. Of course I would have to defend myself from bananas and... Pinapples o-o"

We are probably going to be living in Google Homes some time in the next 20 years.

Well, I suppose they want Apple to do what Google did as you can see in this video by Google.