And I just thought of the most awesome bumper sticker ever.

Not a virus, trojan. There are many trojans for Mac and they exist because the user allows them to, we are still safe.

No, heating up a knife and cutting butter with it is not a valid knife test.

Understood.

"Two of the most recent UTA accidents were people walking into our vehicles. They actually walked into them."

But still, I can't make a Chromebook into an airplane with Javascript no matter how advanced so I think we do need some way to break it to the client.

I have a tendency to make days for people, I should start charging for that.

So... How am I supposed to break it to someone when they ask me something that really is impossible like "Prove string theory."

I thought it was speed, budget, quality - Pick two.

Not our I.P.s! Hide the children!

When I see someone about to sneeze, I say Pika PIKA...

And the network drive thing is just as bad, it is slow and won't leave files locally.

So, every few decades we will get another ghost town due to too much radiation to be habitable any more, soon enough the world will be radioactive and we won't be able to eat apples because they have cancer.

It's terrible and it should know it.

The joke was not funny. The hospital is not trying to get people to stop smoking, it is just trying to get people to stop smoking there.

Thanks Gizmodo, this article is right on thy*shot*

I don't get why he has two pairs of sunglasses.

Maybe when CERN makes a black hole that destroys Europe.

I suppose they are only targeting it at the area of the tumor, the rest of the body should be unaffected.

Meanwhile Vader is trying to destroy the final horrocrux so that Durza dies thus returning peace to the Nautilus.